mother’s day miracle

Why didn’t I think of that ? For Mother’s Day I went to a friend's house for dinner. It was lovely by the way, and two of the women were wearing sundresses, which makes total sense because it is hot as hell outside. As I was getting dressed to go out that evening I remembered that I had some silk pants with an elastic band and I thought I was being so smart by wearing those instead of pants that zipped up since theoretically they would be so much more comfortable. Anyone reading this must know that I have dresses in my closet that would’ve been very well-suited for the evening and I have no idea why it never occurred to me to put one on. So there I sat as discreetly as is possible with my hand down my pants. I was obviously pulling the elastic band away from my lower left quadrant while seriously questioning my fashion intelligence. But from that day forward I have been wearing sundresses, so I thank you dear friends for introducing me to loose waist sundresses for summer in "the sauna".